Be my Pavlova

‘I love you like I love Pavlova. Will you be my Pavlova?’

‘Do you want me to be fruity and frisky? I’ll give you a double mango and a double strawberry surprise.’

‘Kinky.’

‘First, let me sweep you off your feet.’

‘What!? Don’t you drop me!’

‘Oh no, you’re heavy.’

‘What!!!’

‘Stopping flapping your legs.’

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