The Weed and The Rose

“I haven’t seen you before. How did you get here so quickly?”

“Me? Yeah, well, I decided to grow overnight. I’m expecting my friends soon”.

“Aren’t you a weed?”

“Aren’t you a rose?”

“I think so. Passers-by say there are mirrors for that sort of thing.”

So, what’s the difference?

“You look like a tart; I look like a lady”.

“You are a bit thorny today”.