Adding sherry to chicken
is like adding your sweet
words to my day.
The taste is so smooth
and sweet.
Category: Poems for the Home
Saucepan Dance
Smashing saucepans in the air.
Running,
Fluttering,
Humming,
and
Mumbling,
here,
there,
and
everywhere.
My Life
The washing machine
of my
life keeps fucking with
my clothes.
Bathtub Beats
Getting down to the beat
in the bathtub.
Water is splashing
everywhere.
I kick my toe on the tap.
AHHHHHH!
Silky Smooth
Rubbing against the silky oak
table feels like
rubbing my face against
the underside of your
arm; so smooth.
HLCE
Taking horizontal lounge chair enthusiasm to a whole new level.
We watch three seasons and end up with bendy necks.
The Coffee Table
Sliding through the coffee table, I shout, “Oh no, I’m stuck!”
My significant other tickles me as I wriggle to be free.
In my struggle, the top of the coffee table comes loose.
I am free, but my favourite cup breaks; there are many tears.
Carpet Burns
Rubbing yourself against
the carpet.
Hoping he will tickle
your feet again.
Bookcase Dilemma
Climbing up the bookcase
trying to find you.
Up and up I climb,
looking at all the
dust and grime.
Spending precious time,
only to find that you
are hiding in the wardrobe.
Cat Nips
Sleeping in bed beneath
the warm covers, until
the cat nips my feet.
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C & K 